People Who Hate Me
I am at a level of blog popularity where I’ve started to have strangers getting angry and putting thought and effort into vitriolic comments. It’s adorable. I’ll add to this list as needed.
People who hate me:
–Socialist Feminists (This is not a caricature.)
–People who miss Amy Winehouse
-Kids who worked for Cutco more than a week
–Adolescents with no conception of healthy relationships and Sad Adults who also read Twilight
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If you also hate me, let me know, so I can add you to the list.
The full title of my subheader used to be “socioculturalpolitically incorrect commentary from a misanthropic twat.”
Some of the inspiration for behind the “misanthropic twat” persona that used to be the standard voice of my blog is Maddox. He is the original unabashed Internet asshole. And he became massively famously for it. He’s probably wealthy too if his royalties for Alphabet of Manliness are as big as his balls.
I’m aiming for Maddox’s lack of shame with a writing style sprinkled with bits of Ze Frank’s smiles and Mark Morford’s political acumen. When I start getting hate-mail like Mark Morford, I’ll know I’ve made it big:
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I love hate mail/hate comments. It’s the only reason I sometimes miss my stalker coming to my blog…trolling the trolls is fun.
You aren’t even a spec on Maddox’s ass.
Yeah, like Maddox, my life goal is to sit in a booth in Comic-con waiting for nerds who still remember me from 04′ to fanboy all over me and then sign my book and please go away.
People who troll behind anonymity amuse me in their lack of testicular fortitude