Pamela Anderson turns 44, Internet hates her dress

Despite what the Internet says, I don’t think the dress is so bad. Also, her boobs look just large, not the horrifying Zeppelin-levels most often associated with the Bay Watch babe.  Her face, however, looks like someone botoxed a Halloween decoration and then applied fake eyelashes.

That’s about all I have to say about the matter, because Pam Anderson doesn’t really deserve an entire post.

Fun fact: If you enter “boobs” into Google’s new “What do you love?” site it autocorrects as kittens.  “Boobies” is still golden, though.