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My Top 10 Favorite Nerdy Pick Up lines

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

From Biology to Music to Math, here are my all-time favorite pick up lines for geeks and nerds.

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10. If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

9.  I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

8.  I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

7. Baby, I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

6. I’m a fermata… hold me.

5. You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts, it’s how you apply the force.

4. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

3. I wish I was an ion so I could bond with you.

2. Our love is like dividing by zero… you cannot define it.

1.   And my favorite nerdy pick up line of all time…

Roses are #FF0000

Violets are #0000FF

All my base are belong to you

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  1. August 2, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    Absolutely: BRILLIANT! As a bit of a science geek, I loved it!

  2. inurbase
    August 2, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    I love this…sooo much.

    My girlfriend and I joke with each other with nerdy pick-up lines. I use ones regarding musicals on her, and she usually tells me music/video game related ones.

    Also, my favorite: You don’t need to press Z or R twice to barrel roll with me, baby.

  3. August 3, 2011 at 2:35 am

    I’m in love with these pick up lines! 😀

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