I got 2K hits because you are all terrible people.

Around 4 AM last night/this morning I made a post while half lucid on ambien about Amy Winehouse.  By noon it had nearly a thousand hits.

The top search engine results are from Google UK, you wankers.  As of right now, the top terms used to find me were:

amy winehouse jokes 1,011
amy winehouse dead jokes 156
amy winehouse death jokes 139

I think many people were disappointed I didn’t actually have a list of Amy Winehouse jokes other than that one. So, by popular demand:

  • Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse’s funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.
  • Amy Winehouse walks into a bar.  The bartender walks over and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits in here.”
  • Amy Winehouse’s manager is said to be unfazed by the news of her death.  He said, “I’m not sure it’ll make much difference to her performance.”
  • What was Amy Winehouse’s biggest hit?   Her last one.

And since we’re all horrible human beings:   Amy Winehouse–she took more shots in her arm than a Norwegian youth camp.  (Where’s your Thor now?)

Leave yours in the comments.

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17 thoughts on “I got 2K hits because you are all terrible people.

  1. Hi Amy, it’s Valerie. Sorry I haven’t returned your calls, I was wondering if I could come on over…

  2. Amy winehouse bumps into princess Diana at the pearly gates, she asks Diana “why is your halo black?” Diana said “Amy your obviously still off your tits, this is a steering wheel”

  3. Can all those waiting to hear another joke about Amy Winehouse please form a line. It’s what she would have wanted

  4. In a moving tribute Rupert Murdock has said that he has been touched by messages left on amy winehouse’s phone.

  5. Child experts have said that a little smack now and again will not harm your child. Not sure Mitch Winehouse will totally agree with that.

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