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I got 2K hits because you are all terrible people.

Around 4 AM last night/this morning I made a post while half lucid on ambien about Amy Winehouse.  By noon it had nearly a thousand hits.

The top search engine results are from Google UK, you wankers.  As of right now, the top terms used to find me were:

amy winehouse jokes 1,011
amy winehouse dead jokes 156
amy winehouse death jokes 139

I think many people were disappointed I didn’t actually have a list of Amy Winehouse jokes other than that one. So, by popular demand:

  • Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse’s funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.
  • Amy Winehouse walks into a bar.  The bartender walks over and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits in here.”
  • Amy Winehouse’s manager is said to be unfazed by the news of her death.  He said, “I’m not sure it’ll make much difference to her performance.”
  • What was Amy Winehouse’s biggest hit?   Her last one.

And since we’re all horrible human beings:   Amy Winehouse–she took more shots in her arm than a Norwegian youth camp.  (Where’s your Thor now?)

Leave yours in the comments.

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  1. July 24, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    Hi Amy, it’s Valerie. Sorry I haven’t returned your calls, I was wondering if I could come on over…

    • mick
      July 25, 2011 at 2:06 pm

      Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels? JD comes alive with coke

      • scandalousmuffin
        July 25, 2011 at 11:19 pm

        +fav

  2. lauren
    July 25, 2011 at 11:15 am

    u goin next amy winehouse conert ?, heard its gonna b a killer !

  3. tamsin
    July 25, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    Amy winehouse bumps into princess Diana at the pearly gates, she asks Diana “why is your halo black?” Diana said “Amy your obviously still off your tits, this is a steering wheel”

    • Ron
      July 25, 2011 at 4:15 pm

      I love it lol

  4. July 26, 2011 at 3:27 am

    They tried to make me go to rehab, I said *THUD*

  5. Stu
    July 26, 2011 at 10:22 am

    CONGRATULATIONS To Amy Winehouse, this is the longest she has ever been sober

  6. sarp
    July 27, 2011 at 12:52 am

    What’s the difference between Amy Winehouse and the month of February?

    February makes it to 28…

  7. Tone
    July 27, 2011 at 6:25 am

    Can all those waiting to hear another joke about Amy Winehouse please form a line. It’s what she would have wanted

  8. Tone
    July 27, 2011 at 6:28 am

    In a moving tribute Rupert Murdock has said that he has been touched by messages left on amy winehouse’s phone.

  9. Tone
    July 27, 2011 at 6:32 am

    Child experts have said that a little smack now and again will not harm your child. Not sure Mitch Winehouse will totally agree with that.

  10. tony
    July 27, 2011 at 7:12 am

    whats the difference between amy winehouse and jeremy clarkson? clarkson still do’s topgear

  11. July 24, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    Boxing With Pencils ‏@BoxingWP
    Congratulations to Amy Winehouse today she is 1 year sober!

  1. July 24, 2011 at 7:01 pm
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  3. February 14, 2012 at 11:46 am

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