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I got 2K hits because you are all terrible people.
Around 4 AM last night/this morning I made a post while half lucid on ambien about Amy Winehouse. By noon it had nearly a thousand hits.
The top search engine results are from Google UK, you wankers. As of right now, the top terms used to find me were:
| amy winehouse jokes | 1,011 |
| amy winehouse dead jokes | 156 |
| amy winehouse death jokes | 139 |
I think many people were disappointed I didn’t actually have a list of Amy Winehouse jokes other than that one. So, by popular demand:
- Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse’s funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.
- Amy Winehouse walks into a bar. The bartender walks over and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits in here.”
- Amy Winehouse’s manager is said to be unfazed by the news of her death. He said, “I’m not sure it’ll make much difference to her performance.”
- What was Amy Winehouse’s biggest hit? Her last one.
And since we’re all horrible human beings: Amy Winehouse–she took more shots in her arm than a Norwegian youth camp. (Where’s your Thor now?)
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Hi Amy, it’s Valerie. Sorry I haven’t returned your calls, I was wondering if I could come on over…
Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels? JD comes alive with coke
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u goin next amy winehouse conert ?, heard its gonna b a killer !
Amy winehouse bumps into princess Diana at the pearly gates, she asks Diana “why is your halo black?” Diana said “Amy your obviously still off your tits, this is a steering wheel”
I love it lol
They tried to make me go to rehab, I said *THUD*
CONGRATULATIONS To Amy Winehouse, this is the longest she has ever been sober
What’s the difference between Amy Winehouse and the month of February?
February makes it to 28…
Can all those waiting to hear another joke about Amy Winehouse please form a line. It’s what she would have wanted
In a moving tribute Rupert Murdock has said that he has been touched by messages left on amy winehouse’s phone.
Child experts have said that a little smack now and again will not harm your child. Not sure Mitch Winehouse will totally agree with that.
whats the difference between amy winehouse and jeremy clarkson? clarkson still do’s topgear
Boxing With Pencils @BoxingWP
Congratulations to Amy Winehouse today she is 1 year sober!