Around 4 AM last night/this morning I made a post while half lucid on ambien about Amy Winehouse. By noon it had nearly a thousand hits.
The top search engine results are from Google UK, you wankers. As of right now, the top terms used to find me were:
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|amy winehouse dead jokes||156|
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I think many people were disappointed I didn’t actually have a list of Amy Winehouse jokes other than that one. So, by popular demand:
- Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse’s funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.
- Amy Winehouse walks into a bar. The bartender walks over and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits in here.”
- Amy Winehouse’s manager is said to be unfazed by the news of her death. He said, “I’m not sure it’ll make much difference to her performance.”
- What was Amy Winehouse’s biggest hit? Her last one.
And since we’re all horrible human beings: Amy Winehouse–she took more shots in her arm than a Norwegian youth camp. (Where’s your Thor now?)
Leave yours in the comments.