That’s a lie.  I don’t have a dick upon which to suck.  And I actually like all of those except for BP and that time Facebook violated privacy and intellectual property rights (they’re better now).

What I’ve learned from blogging and looking at my handy Blog Stats provided by WordPress is that my most popular posts are the ones where I bash popular things.  Makes sense.

Although I am losing faith in the human race when I find I get hits from searches like “tazered twat.”  Really, why would you look on wordpress for pics and vids of tazered twat?  Freaks.

Here’s a video of my favorite stand-up comedian, Louis CK, talking about sucking dick.

Oh, and Lady Gaga.

(Just for fun, I’ll throw the word “boobs” in here too.)