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Hitler Cats and Olivia Wilde’s Digital Nipples

A Hitler Cat via thisischris.com

Happy August and Happy Monday.

There was an article that was all over the news this weekend, creating a palliative effect to counter the raging panic attacks and gross economic despair Congress has beset upon us, in which a cat in England couldn’t get adopted because it had a black patch of fur that looked like a Hitler ‘stache.

Spoiler alert: The cat was eventually adopted.

Because, really, who doesn’t want a cat that looks like Hitler? (And secretly want to paint stars of David onto mice and have an adorable, historically inaccurate photo shoot.) The Cats that Look Like Hitler blog knows what’s good.

In other news that doesn’t suck, Olivia Wilde had a psuedo-nip slip during the filming of her new movie, The Change-up, in which Ryan Reynold’s hand slipped, revealing the pasty which covered her real nipple.  She reported on Jimmy Kimmel that it wasn’t a big deal since computer graphic technology has achieved a level where we can digitally insert a nipple post-production.

Wilde:

I got to approve the nipples! [...] They sent me an e-mail and they were like, ‘Please review nipple cover shot one through seven and decide which one is most like the original.’

I wonder if any of the stock nipples were men’s.  If somebody who knows how to make flash games is reading this please make a “man or woman nipple?” game.

 

And my favorite Pokémon is…

July 28, 2011 1 comment

You’ve been Chikorita-rolled!

I wanted to do some real writing these past couple days, but I have to do 20 hours of Continuing Education to renew my Pharmacy Technician Board Certification.  The modules have nothing to do with my job since I’m not allowed to counsel patients, but it’s a formality to say I’m all dedicated to my job and shit.  I’ve learned way more about Ulcerative Colitis than I ever wanted to.  Never become an adult, it sucks.

New Suite 101 article- EV Battery Charging Stations

Photo Courtesy of Frank Hebbert, some rights reserved

Photo Courtesy of Frank Hebbert

 

I need to do eco-writing more often.

A list of some private and grant-funded projects that are improving Electric Vehicle (EV) battery maintenance accessibility when away from home.

Read more at Suite101: Where do you charge your electric car on the road? | Suite101.com http://www.suite101.com/content/where-do-you-charge-your-electric-car-on-the-road-a381431#ixzz1T9Rt6rJ4

 

 

 

Should Gay Couple Sue Vermont Inn for Refusing to Host Their Reception?

Photo by donnjmck, flickr

 

From ABC News via Sodahead: http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/should-gay-couple-sue-vermont-inn-for-refusing-to-host-their-reception/question-1996709/

Lesbian couple Katherine Baker and Ming-Lien Linsley were looking forward to their fully legal Vermont wedding later this year, and especially to their reception, which they had planned on booking at the Wildflower Inn in Lyndonville.

The Vermont Convention Bureau said it would be the “perfect … destination wedding” reception location.  Only, it wasn’t. Because the Wildflower Inn’s keepers “do not host gay receptions” due to personal opposition, ABC News reports.

Now, private businesses have a right to deny service based on sexual orientation… in some states. Vermont isn’t one of them.  Their attorney was right; this is clear violation of Vermont’s anti-discrimination law.

From GLAD: 

A place of public accommodation means “any school, restaurant, store, establishment or other facility at which services, facilities, goods, privileges, advantages, benefits, or accommodations are offered to the general public.

What does the law say about discrimination in places of public accommodation?
Such places may not, on account of a person’s sexual orientation, gender identity, marital status, or other protected characteristic, “refuse, withhold from or deny to that person any of the accommodations, advantages, facilities and privileges of the place of public accommodation.”

There might be some leeway with “general public,” but any autonomous individuals of legal age can get married and seek reception services.  So I say… you gay couple, sue the shit out of them.

List of good Star Trek Themed Songs and Autotunes

Banned from Reddit, Reddit’s arbitrary self-promotion rule

So I linked to my own blog, different articles, on Reddit twice.  There is no rule explicitly against this practice. But I was banned anyway.

The rule clearly states:

Feel free to post links to your own content (within reason). If that’s all you ever post, and it always seems to get voted down instantly, take a good hard look in the mirror — you just might be a spammer.”

Within reason.  They really need to create a specific quantitative guideline (1 self-promotion per week) otherwise its just arbitrary who they or the “report” button says they can ban.  My account is relatively new.  I don’t link to a lot of other stuff because, most popular links are already up, and they don’t do duplicate links.  The few comments I  have posted have been well thought-out and insightful.

I’m not the only person to complain about this issue in particular and being “silently banned” by IP address:

http://www.pureblogic.com/How-To-Get-Banned-From-Reddit-For-No-Good-Reason

http://www.reich-consulting.net/2011/05/03/how-i-got-banned-from-reddit/

http://www.stochasticgeometry.ie/2010/03/09/silently-banned-reddit/

FormerRedditUser

This happens all the time with Reddit. Rather than outright ban users, they mute them without any indication. The muting is done by IP address, but the ability to see your own comments is done by user name. Ostensibly this is to fight spam (like a honeypot), but there are indications that it can be invoked automatically with the report button — apparently the oversight on report is intermittent, and the user is frequently just muted until an admin looks into it. An associate of mine pointed otut that this has the convenient side effect of maintaining the user’s ad impressions without allowing them a voice.

If you have a reddit account that you don’t care about getting IP banned on (like a work computer), reddit this shit, and the other links I posted to.

I’m sticking to StumbleUpon from now on.

Song For Friday- Gregory Brothers are back. With cats.

Welcome new subscribers!  This has been a great week for my blog life.  Productive and fun.  Made some new friends in the process.  Happy song time!

The original viral video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

Schmoyoho’s nyan-reminisce remix.

Awesome. Now get back to auto-tuning the news, Gregory bros.

Where is Prop 8 now?

I think this is one of the best pieces of journalism I have ever done.  I learned so much about the District and Ninth Circuit courts in the writing process.  Namely I learned that Schwarzenegger didn’t show up to Court even though his name was in the lawsuit, and that justice is very very slow.

Prop Hate will fall one day, though.  If you like the article there’s a button on the article’s page to “like” it on facebook.

Same-Sex Marriage, CA’s Prop. 8 Court Battle History and Standing

Read more at Suite101: Same-Sex Marriage, CA’s Prop. 8 Court Battle History and Standing | Suite101.com http://www.suite101.com/content/same-sex-marriage-cas-prop-8-court-battle-history-and-standing-a378638#ixzz1ROI9Ydj

How Google Panda Hurts Freelance Bloggers

So, as you may have noticed with my notorious link whoring, I recently joined a freelance writing site. I picked Suite101 over Examiner due to higher editorial oversight and general content quality. I made about $3 in 5 days, which is actually better than average for the average newbie freelance blogger. But still, I checked out their writer forum to see if others had insight into how they were doing.

Apparently, people who have been on the site for years found a massive drop in revenue in the last couple months.  People who had way more articles than me were not not doing vastly better. The phrase “Google panda” came up over and over again on the forum. Instead of trying to trace the orignal conversation, I, of course, turned to Google.  (No, unfortunately, Google didn’t adopt a Panda cub.)

I found a great article, apparently unharmed or able to surpass the limitations of Google Panda.  Here’s what I learned:

  • Google has a codename or nickname for their search algorithm.  Formerly “Caffeine,” it is currently “Panda,” named after one of their engineers.
  • The change was prompted in early 2011 by a call to help weed out “low quality” sites from the searches.   This includes websites from content farms.

Via wikipedia: “Content farm is used to describe a company that employs large numbers of often freelance writers to generate large amounts of textual content which is specifically designed to satisfy algorithms for maximal retrieval by automated search engines. Their main goal is to generate advertising revenue through attracting reader page views.”  < Suite 101 sounds like it fits the criteria.

  • Unfortunately, what determines this “low quality” isn’t always relevant to the quality of writing. Wisegeek, which I always thought had great articles, took a 77% hit in traffic, based on keyword exposure.   Simply by having a site with multiple ads hosted by AdSense (iroincally owned by Google) can hurt your ranking.

A Wired.com interview discusses Suite101:  

Wired.com: I spoke to someone yesterday who runs a site called Suite 101. His rankings have tanked, and his keyword traffic is down 94 percent. He says that it’s not fair, since he commissions and curates his own articles and contends the quality is high.

Cutts: Oh, yes. Suite 101, I’ve known about it for years.

Wired.com: So why did this guy take a much bigger hit than Demand Media, which has a reputation as the classic site that wins high rankings for low-quality content?

Cutts: I feel pretty confident about the algorithm on Suite 101.

I’ll still be using Suite101 for certain articles, simply because a couple bucks is better than the nothing I’m getting on WordPress.  But in terms of SEO (Search Engine Optimization), my experience finds WordPress better for Google exposure.  Fair or not?  Probably not, but at least I’m aware of it.

5 Worst Body Parts to get Bit by a Mosquito

A Bloodsucking Plague of the Skin

Your Foot

If you work full-time at a job that requires standing and wearing shoes, the foot is an absolutely nightmare to get a bite on.  There’s no other way to reach it unless you have a giant scratchy stick; you have to lift your leg up or bend over to scratch.  If you’re bitten here, be prepared to look awkward in public.

 Your Ear

The skin here is so sensitive and the ear is so tiny.  If you have short hair, a big bite will look like a giant red zit, protruding from the side your head.

 Your Armpit

As surreptitiously as you might try to scratch it, you will not be able to avoid looking a hick. Sweat + bite in a hot place is a recipe for itching. Putting deodorant on top of it probably isn’t good for it either.

Your Face

Nothing says social suicide like a swelled up tumorous mass on your face.  Be ready to answer the question “Are you okay?” with a look of annoyance and tirade against the entire race of mosquitoes.

Your Diddly Do Dads

I have never experienced this indescribably horrifying situation.  But apparently others on the Internet have.

Mosquito bite remedies include Benadryl cream, hydrocortisone cream, calamine lotion, and vinegar.  Although I would ask a medical professional before putting any of these on your diddly do dads.

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