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How I Learned SEO With No Guide: The Secret to Success!

I blogged a lot. I blogged about different things. I looked at my stats. Then I blogged more and wrote for different sites and in different ways.

This is a cute animal. On a hoodie. On a girl.

This is a cute animal. On a hoodie. On a girl.

My boobs are actually much bigger than that in real life. I’m #asian and a 34C.

You should follow my blog. #boobs #boobs #boobs

Hai look, I’m talking about ASIANS and BOOBS on the INTERNET!
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Seriously, what’s up with all these “How to Blog” blogs following me. There’s too many. Find a niche, guys. If you are supposedly SEO geniuses, you should know that already.

  • “How to Write a Porn Blog.” (Be hot.)
  • “How to Be Funny.” (Rip off funny people.)
  • “How to Give Up.” (Join the Army.)
  • “How to Make Money Online.” (Stop learning SEO and learn to code.)

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There you go. The secrets to success. Maybe read one or two tutorials. But mostly just try a bunch of shit and then replicate what works.

4/20, Armadillos Metaphor, T-shirt, Fuckit, Smoke Weed

4/20, Armadillos Metaphor, T-shirt, Fuckit, Smoke Weed

Trust me, I have big boobs.

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  1. August 21, 2013 at 7:42 am

    If you just say boobs on your blog, that by itself generates hits. Combining it with the fact that you’re Asian only adds to it, as then you get hits from “Asian boobs” searches as well.

    • August 25, 2013 at 5:07 pm

      You’re damn straight.

      Asian Boobs Blog, ASIANBOOBSBLOG, asian, boobs, blog azn bewbs blog

      I think comments help SEO too. So thanks :D

      • August 25, 2013 at 5:13 pm

        ALL OF THE ASIAN BOOBS! REDHEADS! NAKED! SHOWING THE BOOBS!

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